So, I was at lunch with a friend and his sister after seeing ‘Guardians of the Galaxy’, catching up on stuff and talk turned to the new series of Doctor Who - our expectations, Peter Capaldi, Jenna possibly leaving, the Matt Smith era - and his sister suddenly raises an interesting point.
"Isn’t the Matt Smith era kind of similar to Twilight?"
This caused both my friend and I to pause, and look at each other with a similar expression of puzzlement.
"Yeah - I mean the storyline is very similar," she continued "The main female character has to choose between two men from different races, makes her choice and has baby. Baby grows up abnormally fast, and ends up marrying the other man."
Despite how this theory glosses over some of the plot, it still kind of stunned me as I realisation slowly dawned on me.
I had watched a sci-fi variant of Twilight.
we’re not bad people.
we’re like our emblem, the snake:
sleek, powerful, and frequently misunderstood.
the slytherins we don’t get to see | alicia vikander as tracey davis | kimberley nixon as daphne greengrass | bill skarsgård as theodore nott | léa seydoux as sophie roper
@grantgust You can be completely submerged by dark clouds, turn one corner and there’s the sun.
Ben kills Keamy.
GQ is like that one super attractive straight guy friend you have who lets you sit on his lap when you’re at happy hour.
'Bigots are generally terrible in bed' are words to live by.
Re-identification of Viking corpses has revealed that half of their warriors were female.…Researchers at the University of Western Australia decided to revamp the way they studied Viking remains. Previously, researchers had misidentified skeletons as male simply because they were buried with their swords and shields. (Female remains were identified by their oval brooches, and not much else.) By studying osteological signs of gender within the bones themselves, researchers discovered that approximately half of the remains were actually female warriors, given a proper burial with their weapons.
just in case some people try to say they don’t trust this source: here’s usa today, the original one, and if you take a look at that you can find the professor responsible for these quotes. he teaches at the university of stirling and he has a doctorate degree in medieval history. hella
What matters most is how you see yourself.(And because I enjoy CB’s art tags: #read somewhere that rhinos are just fat unicorns and laughed for about three minutes. #then thought to myself ‘rhinos ya big gawgeous beauts you’re the prettiest unicorns i ever done saw.’)
Blaze the little trouble maker! He was just full of it!
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This is how you puppy.
james franco gets busted for soliciting sex from an underage girl. media: franco made a mistake, and has apologized. he hopes to move past this incident and focus entirely on his career from now on.
jennifer lawrence’s nude photos are stollen from her phone. media: when will these actresses learn to control themselves?? this scandal has surely damaged what remains of her career!